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A writer of absurd books.

Fedor van Eldijk (1970) writes absurdist prose in Dutch, together with Ronald Snijders: stories, lists, new words and news that very nearly happened. Their books are published by De Harmonie, Amsterdam.

Books

Een Normaal Boek
Een Normaal Boek 2006A Normal Book — Prometheus; reissued by De Harmonie in 2015
Binnenland 1
Binnenland 1 2009De Harmonie — after the news-fiction programme on Radio 1
Een Ander Boek
Een Ander Boek 2012Another Book — De Harmonie
De Alfabetweter
De Alfabetweter 2013De Harmonie — bestseller, top ten of the Dutch CPNB list in December 2016
De AlfabetBeter
De AlfabetBeter 2020De Harmonie
Geen Boek
Geen Boek 2025No Book — De Harmonie

A Normal Book, Another Book, No Book. The series is complete.

At De Harmonie

De Schrikkelkalender

De Schrikkelkalender 2024

A tear-off calendar with well over 366 days, published for 2016, 2020 and 2024. The 2016 edition was the best-selling tear-off calendar of that year. A leap year has one extra day; this calendar has more.

Television and radio

  • 2006–2007De Staat van VerwarringVPRO, a nightly late-night talk show — formats and scripts
  • 2007–2008Binnenland 1VPRO, a weekly news-fiction programme on Radio 1
  • 2015RamBam, Larieformats and scripts
  • 2017De BoterhamshowNTR

Newspaper

The column De Alfabetweter in de Volkskrant, in 2013–2014 and in 2020–2021.

Before that

In the mid-nineties he wrote, performed and played bass in the cabaret and band N'mbusi, which won second prize at the Amsterdam Kleinkunstfestival and toured the Netherlands with Kijken of de vloer het houdt (“Seeing whether the floor holds”). With Ronald Snijders he started Absurd Magazine, where the neologisms were born that later became De Alfabetweter.

A talk, a performance or a text? Write to fedor@ngongo-b.net.